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bluesuit_handy ([personal profile] bluesuit_handy) wrote2010-11-30 01:32 am
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SWS: Super Belated Edition!

[Annoyed.] I meant to do that.

I told you to stay still!

[In the process of being arrested.]

I told you, I'm perfectly fine!

I don't need your help anyway!

Stealth mode! [Hides behind a bush.]

Don't mind him. He's just...watching.

Alright! Who would like a cookie?

Wibbly wobbly stuff, it makes sense.

Akin to keeping an ant farm.

[Breaking and entering for a case.]

In layman's terms, they're all idiots.

Welcome onboard the Lexx. I'm Xev.

[Sighs]
Oh for crying out loud....


[At a movie; eating abandoned popcorn.]

[Mystery popcorn gave him food poisoning.]

I was right--you are tasty!

Minor torture makes a happy Master.

is staring at a severed hand

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